Current mood:	bored
Current music:	Dead Kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia

Don't Read This.
Seriously, don't. You will be so fucking bored out of your skull that you will want to shoot me in the face. I am doing this because I am boooored. I found it on someone else's DJ and decided to fill it out purely for my own amusement.


-First Name: Alida
-Age: 15
-Birthday: September 22
-Height: 5'7"
-Hair Color: reddish-purpleish-blueish-brownish-blackish stuff type thing. And fried.
-Eye Color: Changes with the weather. How much of a mutant freak am I??
-Glasses: Nope
-Contacts: Nops
-Braces: Nope
-Hair Short Or Long: In the middle. Being grown out. Woot woot.
-Where Born: London mothafucken Ontario, mothafuckas. heh heh.
-Where You Now Live: St. Thomas, AKA Hell.
-Astrology Sign: Virgo/Libra. I'm a virgin and a set of scales. How fucken retarded is that? Some of my friends get to be scorpions or lions, but me, I'm a fucken virgin and a set of scales!
-Chinese Zodiac Sign: Rabbit. Heh heh. Hey at least I'm not a horse like my brother...
-Piercings: lippy-doodle. Holy shit I can't believe I just wrote that. I am so fucken cracked out...

:::Family:::
*Mothers Name: Paula
*Fathers Name: Joel
*Brothers Name[s]: Gabriel
*Sisters Name[s]: My best friend Julie is unofficially adopted...does she count?
*Favorite Grandparent: Nanny and Grampa on Joel's side.
*Worst Relative: Good fucken lord...everyone on Paula's side!
*Best Relative: Uncle Eric.
*Best Family Memory: What the hell? That is officially the dumbest question I've ever been asked since going in for an x-ray at 8 years old and being asked if I was pregnant. (I said yes. Havoc was wreaked.)
*Do U Get Along With Your Parents: Joel, yes. Paula, when I need money.
*Do Your Parents Understand You: Do anyone's? They make fun of me for being gothic, for fuck's sake.
*Does Anyone In Your Family Understand You: Uncle Eric, hence why he's the best.

*...School...*
+Are You Still In School: Mais oui, mon ch?re.
+Current/Supposive Grade: Going into grade 11.
+Grade: What? You mean average or something? 90.5%. Woot woot.
+Worst Grade: 7th/8th.
+Favorite Teacher: Paris and Quigley and King.
+Worst Teacher: Ooohhhh fucker don't start me. Muscat and Girard can't outshout me, mofos!! Muahahahaha... Oh fuck Loucks was horrible too.
+Favorite Subject: English, Philosophy, Sociology, Drama.
+Worst Subject: I'm pretty good at them all, but I HATED Civics. That was a fucken waste of time. A whole day wasted on the definition of communism! My fellow students are morons.
+Do/Did U Buy Lunch Or Bring Lunch: Don't eat lunch.
+School Sports: Basketball (not playing this year I don't think), volleyball (captain...woot woot. Fun season), swimming (I started the team! And coached it. Go me.)
+School Activities: Makeup for the play (Romeo and Juliet. Wheeee)
+Popular Or What: Friendly with almost everyone. Don't really have any "enemies". Somewhat introverted at school though.
+Favorite Memory: *meow*
+Worst Memory: *hiss*

.%.Favorite.%.
>Number: 13/11
>Clothing Brand: DEATH TO BRAND NAMES!
>Shoes: anything comfy/cheap/intimidating (yay for stiletto platforms and combat boots.)
>Shows: any decent concerts. I love music. I live for music. I want my band back. *cries*
>Vegetable: Celery...negative calories!
>Fruit: Apples/Grapes.
>Movie: Waaayyy too many to list...lets just say anything by Kubrick or the Coen Brothers, as well as Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sid and Nancy, ROZENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD (fucken amazing film. See it.), Nosferatu (Kinski and Shreck), Dracula, Cabinet of Dr. Callegari, etc.
>Candy: Don't like candy.
>Gum: Dentyne Ice Intense Sugarfree.
>Ice Cream Flavor: Death to dairy...I like lemon sorbet though.
>Color: Black, purple, blue, red.
>Season: fall/spring.
>Holiday: Hallowe'en.
>Band: The Misfits, Bauhaus, AFI, Dead Kennedys, Covenant, The Sisters of Mercy, London After Midnight, Switchblade Symphony, Ramones, etc.
>Singer: Danzig fucken rocked. Misfits barely compete with The Misfits, man. Eldrich, Cobain, and Siouxsie Sioux rock too.
>Song: Man I can't choose Just one song! I'll do one from each band listed: (In order) London Dungeon, The Passions of Lovers/Kick in the Eye, God Called in Sick Today, Soup is God Food, Dead Stars, Black Planet, Kiss, Invisible, The KKK Took My Baby Away.
>Thing In Your Room: Bed, Bookshelf (stuffed), 2 amps, my bass (Kinky), acoustic guitar, excessive posters/paintings/photographs, lots of dead flowers, clothes and books everywhere...
>Place To Be: On my own or with my friends. (Wow that narrows it down...)
>Radio Station: DEATH TO COMMERCIAL RADIO!
>TV Channel: I don't really watch TV. I like the Simpsons tho...
>State: Louisiana...pretty cemeteries and nice rednecks!
>Shampoo: I don't care really...whatever's cheap...
>Music Video: Anything by Tool. Heh heh.
>Swear Word: Fuck/Fucker.
>Month: September (minus the whole school factor).
>Cartoon: Sandman and Lenore. And The Simpsons, of course!
>Scary Movie: I don't know...I don't know what counts as scary, because I don't get that freaked by movies.

///What's the first thing you think of when you hear "..."\\\
~Eminem: Marilyn Manson, only ugly.
~Britney Spears: Kill...kill...rape and maim...
~Nsync: who?
~Real World: People can't handle it.
~Orange: Clockwork
~Bisexual: STOP HITTING ON ME (insert female friend's name here).
~Black: White
~Insane Clown: Posse
~Linkin Park: Who?
~Jack: White. Sex. Machine.
~Rainbows: My PACE flag in my window WHICH IS NOT A FUCKING PRIDE FLAG!
~Cherry: condoms. yummy...
~America: Scares me.
~Water: Rain...or Flow...whichever
~Volcano: explOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!!!!:)

.:.This Or That.:.
?.Rock or rap: Rock
?.Pop or rap: Define "pop". Do you mean top 40 shit, or Bauhaus-type 80s pop?
?.Rap or r&b: R&B, but only decent 50s stuff, none of this new shit they try to pass of as real.
?.Rock or metal: Rock
?.Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: Who?
?.Tool or Korn: Tool
:?.Hot or Cold: Cold
?.Winter or Summer: Winter weather, Summer freedom.
?.Spring or Fall: Fall.
?.Shakira or Britney: *giggles and runs to find matches*
?.ICP or Eminem: ICP?
?.Kittie or Garbage: Either.
?.MTV or VH1: deeeeeeeeeeeeeataaaaaaaaaaaatttttttthhhhh...
?.Buffy or Angel: Cheese?
?.Dawsons Creek Or Gilmore Girls: Have never watched either.
?.Football or Basketball: Basketball.
?.Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics: Summer (volleyball and swimming - perfect-form fly is a work of fucken art, man!)
?.Skiing or Snowboarding: Hahahaha skiing I fall on my ass when I try to snowboard.
?.Rollerblading or Skateboarding: Neither really.
?.Black or White: Black.
?.Orange or Red: Red.
?.Yellow or Green: Green
?.Purple or Pink: Purple (Dark only tho - no fucken pastels.)
?.Slipknot or Mudvayne: WAFFLES!!!!!
?.Hot Topic or Pac Sun: *looks confused and pokes dead moose*
?.Weed or Alcohol: Tobacco...pick your poison.

[.Relationships.]

//Boyfriend Or Girlfriend: alas, no. Boyfriends are NOT worth my time. Dickheads *coughJUSTINcough* Ya fucker.
//Crush: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
//Do You Love Anyone Right Now: My penguin.
//Have You Ever Been In Love: No.
//How Many People Have You Kissed: Eh...I dunno, who keeps track of that shit?
//Who Was Your First Kiss: I don't remember it.
//How Many Hearts Have You Broken: I wouldn't know...but apparently I'm a homewrecker/heartbreaker/everynameinthebook. Yah that's right Chris, you mean NOTHING to me, you asshole.
//How Many People Broke Your Heart: None. I don't let anyone get that close.
//Best Quote To Sum Up Love: It's all bullshit to get laid.
//Do U Go More By Looks Or Personality: Personality, but looks are important.
//Ever Kiss A Friend: Mais oui.
//Are You Still Friends: Mais oui.

.:oO0 Would You Ever 0Oo:.
Oo.Swim With Dolphins: *sings* THE DOLPHIN BOY...Woot woot. (In other words, yes I would.)
Oo.Scuba Dive: Ooooh can I?
Oo.Go Rock Climbing: J'adore le climbing of le rock.
Oo.Turn Your Back On Your Friends For Personal Gain: I'd like to think that I wouldn't. I can't imagine doing that.
Oo.Steal A Friends Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I'M ETERNALLY SORRY!! I'll never do it again.
Oo.Cross-Dress: It's not a huge deal for girls to dress like guys. I wear guys stuff a lot...like yesterday I was wearing the same shirt as Bolty...heh heh.
Oo.Lie To Your Parents: No, never! *looks shocked* Mommy wouldn't like that! ...Hahaha yah definetly. Do it all the time. My conscience goes off into oblivion when it comes to Paula especially.
Oo.Walk Up To A Total Stranger And Kiss Them: If I could be sure I'd never see him again...*grin*

x..x..Your Friends..x..x
x:Best Friend: Julie:)
x:Known Longest: Julie
x:Wish You Talked To More Than You Do: Beth/Brett
x:How Many Friends Do U Think You Have: Enough.
x:How Many Do U Actually Hang Out With: Oh loads...I hang out with people in large groups generally, and I have at least 3 "groups" I hang out with...I'm pretty open to everyone, and I don't like to limit myself to only 4 or 5 "friends".
x:Who Drives You Insane After Awhile: Jow.
x:Craziest: I'd have to say either Julie or Brett...Julie for her Scotland fetish and Brett because he injures himself on a regular basis, I don't know how.
x:Loudest: Not Dave, that's fo sho. Probably Marley, although I'm not really good friends with her. Julie's quite loud too.
x:Shyest: Cody...ahh my emo friend Cody:)
x:Best Hair: Eh? Dave's kicked some serious ass when it was checkered...I actually like mine alot because it is always changing colours.
x:Can Always Make You Laugh: All of them. That's why they're my friends!
x:Best Eyes: Hmmm...I don't notice eyes in my friends really, only in boyfriends. Caiti Curtis had schweet contacts tho...
x:Most Athletic: Joolee.
X:Shortest: DANIELLE MY MIDGET FRIEND! Je t'adore.
X:Tallest: Hahahaha Dave. Je t'adore aussi, you freakishly tall man.
x:Best Singing Voice: Jocelyn, my opera singer!
x:Skinniest: Kelly or Trish.

/\/\/*Have You Ever*\/\/\.
\_Told the person you liked how u felt: Not until they made the first move. I'm a loser:)
\_Gotten really REALLY wasted: Sadly, yes.
\_Stolen anything from a store: Who hasn't?
\_Kissed someone of the same sex: Friendly kisses, all the time. And Jenn licks me too much. *lick* (not in a perverted sexual way, get your minds out of the gutter!)
\_Flipped someone off: LOOK! DEAD BABIES!
\_Been to a concert: Constantly. I live for music. LIVE FOR IT, I TELL YOU!
\_Been to another country: Several. J'aime Europe in general.
\_Talked back to an adult: I have a severe problem with authority (of which, although it sounds tough or cool or whatever, I am not very proud.)
\_Got into a car accident: Yes. Bastard.
\_Given money to some homeless person: I share smokes and buy food for homeless people all the time! I love sitting and talking to them randomly. There are a lot of really interesting people...there are a lot of dimwits too, but some of them are real gems.
\_Tried to kill yourself: Yes. Don't want to talk about it. Can only say, don't do it. DON'T!
\_Cried to get out of trouble: Holy fuck man I fakes a whole nervous breakdown and stayed in bed for a week once! It was fucken awesome:)
\_Kissed a friends brother/sister: Heh heh heh...

.*.*.The Last Thing.*.*.
.*.You Ate: What? Yay veganism.
.*.You Drank: Water.
.*.The Last Place You Went: Greece.
.*.Last Thing You Bought: Gum and cigarettes.
.*.Last Person You Saw: Paula
.*.Last Person You Talked To: Grampa
.*.Last Song You Heard: London After Midnight - Nightmare.

(((Yes Or No)))
(.)Do You Like Cows: No.Well, I love all Earth's creatures and all that shit, but cows are fucken ugly and smelly.
(.)Do The Voices Talk To You And You Only: *One by one the penguins steal my sanity*
(.)Are You Short: Not really.
(.)Do You Own A Hot Pink Shirt: Death. *shudders and collapses on floor*
(.)How About Orange Pants: Nope.
(.)Are You A Teenage Zombie: If you're asking do I like Murderdolls, the answer would be meh.
(.)Do you Like Marilyn Manson: Decent music. Wish he'd stop calling himself a goth though, do you know how many of my goth friends rant for years about how he's just a fucken poseur?
(.)Did you ever touch someone elses No-No Spot: Dude, I don't even want to know what you are meaning by a no-no spot. I don't want to know why it's capitalized either.
(.)Do You Shop At Hot Topic: Occasionally for posters or pins or something. Nothing pisses me off more than punks who rant 24/7 bout Hot Topic. GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU GODDAMM ELITIST BASTARDS! I'M JUST AS ANTI-NAME BRAND/-COMMERCIALIST AS YOU ARE SO FUCK OFF.
(.)Do You Remember Any Of Your Dreams: Nope
(.)Can People Read You Like A Book: They think they can. Fucken annoying.
(.)What's Your Biggest Fear: Being raped/clowns. (Or being raped by clowns, that's the ultimate terror.)
(.)Do You Talk A lot: Depends on mood/person I'm talking to/etc.
(.)Are You Afraid Of Clowns: Good fucking Mother Earth.
(.)Can You Drive: No and No.
(.)Are You A Spoiled Rotten Only Child: Nope.
(.)Are You Anti-Social: I can be. Sometimes.
(.)Now What Are You Going To Go Do: Go watch Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who was the last person~...
{x} You touched? Thanks for not being vague...
{x} You talked to? How many more times is this question going to be asked? Huh? Huh? That's what I thought...
{x} You hugged? Kelly
{x} You instant messaged? Jeff Keleher, the drunken monkey.
{x} You kissed? JENNY! She licked me first.
{x} You yelled at? Paula

|| FUTURE ||
[Do you want to get married:] No. Marriage is nothing but a religious institution that means absolutely nothing and serves no purpose other than to cling to outdated, sexist tradition. Fuckers.
[If so,what age would you like to be married: *sings* Veggie Tales!
[Who will you marry:] *happydance*
[What do you want to do when you grow up:] Something to do with sociology I'm thinking. Wanting to study philosophy, sociology, anthropology, and perhaps English.
[Where will you live:] The Moon
[Do you want to have kids:] I'm going to adopt various underprivaledged children from third world countries and support them. Woot woot. No, seriously, I am.
[If so, how many:] As many as I can afford to support.

|| THIS OR THAT ||
[Coke/Pepsi:] Death to pop and major corporations.
[Pen/Pencil:] What the hell kind of question is that?
[Vanilla/Chocolate:] Neither. Sugar+dairy=death.
[Hug/Kiss:] Kiss.
[Lights On/Off:] Off, mofo.
[Dark/Light:] Dark, mofo.
[Rose/Lily:] Rose, mofo. (Preferably dried.)
[Dr Pepper/Mt.Dew:] See above (X7)
[McDonalds/Burger King:] See above. Animal killing, child poisoning bastards.
[Sandals/Shoes:] boots.
[N*Sync/BSB:] Who?
[Britney/Christina:] Who?
[Justin Timberlake/Nick Carter:] Who?
[CD/Tape:] CD/Vynil.
[Phone/Computer:] Compooter.
[Skittles/M'n'M's:] Good Mother Earth stop asking these dumbass questions, like I'd poison myself with that shit while supporting multi-million dollar companies who like to do stuff like over package their food and pump poisonous chemicals into the Earth's atmosphere.
[Rich and unhappy/Poor and happy:] Poor and Happy. Duh.
[Tootsie pops/Blow pops:] What the fuck is the difference? I don't eat that shit.
[1 pillow/or 2:] 5, actually. I'm a freak.

|| Questions || -Have you ever...
[Cheated on a test:] *looks all angelic* No, your honour!
[Cut your own hair:] WOO HOO! All the time, man.
[Dyed your own hair:] Like I'd pay some salon bitch to screw it up.
[Stayed home on a Saturday:] Yep.
[Toilet papered someones house/car:] I set fire to a guy's house once. That was fun.
[Been drunk:] Sadly, yes.
[Broken a bone:] Yes, tripping over a small child on a basketball court. I was ready to kill that stupid little bastard.
[Fell asleep in class:] That's where I get my sleep, man!

There. The end. I'm done. And still bored. If you are reading this still you really need a life, as do I. If you've gotten this far, you might as well fill it out yourself too...dooooooo ittttttttt.....